Carbon dioxide is the greenest gas

I had a propane CO2 generator in my marijuana garden back in the day, and it really helped yields.

I’m an environmentalist, and we need oil for plastics and pharmaceuticals and a lot of other necessities, so there are reasons for switching off oil for transportation. But don’t let them impose some kind of carbon limit, or carbon credits or whatever, because CO2 is the greenest gas there is, and it only comprises a fraction of one percent of the atmosphere. We have environmental and supply problems, but lying is not the way to fix them.

And did you know that at night, the trees turn against us, and start breathing oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide, just like us? It’s true. Down with these treacherous trees. If they can’t be consistent, we don’t need them. Just kidding, I hope it’s obvious.