Dan the Man vs Randy Swine

Have you asked yourself, what in the world is going on with this Fetterman creature? Did he escape from an exhibit at the Natural History Museum? Cro-magnon man, the missing link between neanderthals and humans? In the Senate, of all places. One of only two senators from Pennsylvania. Whoever did that hates America. I’ve criticized America a lot, harshly at times, but I wouldn’t even stick Fetterman in the Knesset. I don’t hate the Jews that much. They are always using this word “hate” as a cudgel to browbeat people, but it’s projection. At any rate, Bilzerian could hardly be any worse than Fetterman. I think the name Randy Swine has staying power, and would be irritating to him. No offense to actual pigs intended.