My solution to the Middle East problem

You’ve heard of the Passover, which commemorates forty years of wandering around like idiots in the desert. I propose the Stayover, we give them most of greater Israel, and all the Jews have to live there. Since it’s hard to grow food there, we will airlift them some water and matzo bread, and put a stamp on the bread: “Man does not live by bread alone, but he probably can for a while.”

I have a more serious solution, but it would “destroy the mighty and the holy people,” as it says in the book of Daniel. It might take a little time, but within two generations we can fix this.