My superpower

People ask me, you’ve got contributions in all these different areas, what’s your superpower? And I say, oh, well… one time I took two taser darts naked on seventeen hits of acid in the lobby of the Renaissance Hotel in downtown Columbus, Ohio. Ever since that time…

True story. Another true story, the first time I went to New York, an older guy had told me “When you go to New York, you have to take LSD.” So right after we got through the Holland Tunnel, I took a hit of mopup—a substantial dose—and went to the Metropolitan Museum, and saw this tripping balls and sweating like a bastard. Jacques Louis David’s Death of Socrates. Is that crazy or what?

No, Socrates! Don’t do it!